sariahsue:

hornedchick:

Kurt Vonnegut wrote: “When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to one of the archeologists one day during our lunch break and he asked those kinds of “getting to know you” questions you ask young people: Do you play sports? What’s your favorite subject? And I told him, no I don’t play any sports. I do theater, I’m in choir, I play the violin and piano, I used to take art classes.

And he went WOW. That’s amazing! And I said, “Oh no, but I’m not any good at ANY of them.”

And he said something then that I will never forget and which absolutely blew my mind because no one had ever said anything like it to me before: “I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them. I think you’ve got all these wonderful experiences with different skills, and that all teaches you things and makes you an interesting person, no matter how well you do them.”

And that honestly changed my life. Because I went from a failure, someone who hadn’t been talented enough at anything to excel, to someone who did things because I enjoyed them. I had been raised in such an achievement-oriented environment, so inundated with the myth of Talent, that I thought it was only worth doing things if you could “Win” at them.”

“I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them.”

I need this quote framed in every room of my house, thanks.

spiffiesttea:

there is a beast of some sorts in my askbox

a screenshot of a tumblr ask boxed. it is filled with anonymous asks in all caps saying, "GET SCARED!!! RAHHH!! GRGRGRRR!!"ALT

reiayanamismom:

iamprophet4profit:

ya-wn:

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

*boston accent*  “It takes a pet like NO PRABLEM! Nat afraid at alll, Thats a great cat right there..”

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Here he is all grown up!

His name is Maui and he still takes a pat like no phrawblem

But he’s still giving you the stink eye because he’s actually a New York bodega cat at Willy’s Deli in Brooklyn and you know how New Yorkers are about Bostonians

That’s a great cat right there

Also his whittle white peety paws 😍😍😍

rocktheholygrail:

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1x03 || 3x13

Tumblr Code.

second-order-simulacra:

final-girl-cas:

final-girl-cas:

ace-beef:

informercials:

amlsh:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

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always reblog tumblr identification

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

im laughins so hard who changed it

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WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

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sunglassesmish:

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dean + outfits from (almost) every season

iridescent-lightning:

kaijutegu:

cornsnoot:

cornsnoot:

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

.- …. …. …. …. …. / ..-…-.. .-.. / -.. — .– -. / .- -. -.. / -… .-. — -.- . / – -.– / .–. . -. .. - … / - — -.. .- -.– / -.– . — .– -.-. …. / — ..- -.-. …. / -.– — ..- -.-. …. -.-.– -.-.– -.-.– -.-.– / … . -. - / ..-. .-. — – / – -.– / - . .-.. . –. .-. .- .–. ….

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personally i prefer semaphore

so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I’d help out.

Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH

Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS

iinfernal:

iinfernal:

iinfernal:

if you are dealing with extreme heat or even just. moderate heat in your area right now. 80f/26c is when it starts getting toasty for a lot of people. if you are in a heat wave and you have not done yourself the favor of googling fucking “heat exhaustion symptoms” i am shaking you violently right now. look it up. burn the symptoms into your brain. heatstroke is no joke and it can and WILL sneak up on you before you’re aware it’s even an issue. ohh my god

if you are outside and it is hot and sunny and you are sweating thru your clothes or feeling tired or starting to get irrationally agitated or upset in another way or feeling nauseous or your heart is pounding etc etc if you are feeling Weird and Bad for no apparent reason while you are in a warm/hot area then i have news for you! you need to cool down! right now! oh my god.

and there’s a very good chance that you’re gonna think “it’s not heat exhaustion, i don’t feel any warmer than i have all day” when you consider it as a reason why you are suddenly feeling weirdbad for no apparent reason during a record-breaking heatwave and i would like to say. there is no harm in sitting in the shade and drinking some water even if heat exhaustion isn’t the cause of whatever ailment is inflicting itself upon u. once i swore up and down to my bf that i was just kinda tired and headachy and got bitchy about the possibility of being overheated and needing to drink water. because heat exhaustion tends to make you bitchy. but i did as he asked and drank some cold water and my condition immediately improved. because it was heat exhaustion and heat exhaustion is evil and a liar. sit down. drink water

loudly–unladylike:

loudly–unladylike:

saw a boat today that looked so soft and so lonely, if I was stronger maybe I would write a poem about her

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whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

horny doesn’t always mean wanting to have sex. sometimes it means wanting to be beat up or stabbed or smth

neon-villain:

1st panel: drawing of Miles Morales (left) Pavitr Prabhakar(center) and Hobie Brown (right) from Spiderverse. Miles is wearing a black/red tracksuit with red wired earbuds and patting his face with a towel, looking quizzically at the other two watching something in the distance. Pavitr, wearing a blue bandanna/earbuds and a pink tank top, has a mildly concerned expression on his face, arms crossed. Hobie, who has his wicks tied back into a ponytail and is wearing a black tank top/headphones, has his arms crossed as well, looking mildly amused. Hobie has a yellow/green outline.  Miles: "What're y'all looking at over here?" Hobie: "Big man's not listenin' to anything."ALT
2nd panel: Drawing of Miguel O'Hara from Spiderverse, wearing gym shorts/muscle tank top/a strangely cute white bear headband. He's depicted with inverted-t top scars/body hair/scars/stretch marks. Miguel is doing seated bicep curls with a weight, a shadowed and intense expression on his face. He has red earplugs on, and steam is rising from his skin from working out.ALT
3rd panel: Miles is baffled and mildly afraid, pointing at Miguel off-screen. Pavitr is looking back at Miles, and Hobie has closed his eyes, his outlines now red/blue.  Miles: "Y...you mean those are...?" Pavitr: "Ear plugs. I checked." Hobie: "Absolutely twisted."ALT

no music. no podcast. only the GRIND.

buddwyer:

its-a-farse:

buddwyer:

USER IS SENDING YOU A FILE - PAIN.ZIP 1.36TB

Frantically clicking the cancel button

IT’S COMING

quicksillver:
“antonio-m:
“John Koch (1909-1978) The Sculptor, 1964.
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“Ernest Ulmer posed for Koch’s “most self-revealing painting”, The Sculptor (1964, oil on canvas, 80” x 59 7/8", Brooklyn Museum). Its original title was Prometheus, the god who...

quicksillver:

antonio-m:

John Koch (1909-1978) The Sculptor, 1964.

“Ernest Ulmer posed for Koch’s “most self-revealing painting”, The Sculptor (1964, oil on canvas, 80” x 59 7/8", Brooklyn Museum). Its original title was Prometheus, the god who stole fire from Mount Olympus. A full-length standing male nude seen from behind, Ulmer towers over the seated Koch and holds a cigarette lighter at hip level, while the artist leans in to get a light. The lighter illuminates Koch’s face and its flame is vividly reflected in his glasses, “a sexually loaded reference to Prometheus’s gift of fire to mankind”.

As punishment for the theft of fire, Zeus chained Prometheus to a rock and sent an eagle each day to tear out his liver. Koch was an occasional sculptor, and modeled Prometheus and Hercules, a work depicting Hercules wrestling with the eagle to rescue the chained Prometheus. A large version of this appears in the background of The Sculptor, and Ulmer may have posed for the sculpture as well as the painting.“ (source: wikipedia)

mckitterick:

Drone Dragon 1500

1,500 drones light up the sky over Shenzhen on June 22 with a flying dragon

this amazing display kicked off China’s Dragon Boat Festival, taking place on the 5th day of the 5th month of the Chinese calendar, commemorating the ancient poet Qu Yuan